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Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 minutes old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (14 hours old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 hours old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (15 hours old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (15 hours old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (18 hours old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (19 hours old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, Siamese twin sisters Alecia and Gabrio Chinzano are to split up over an apparent illicit affair. Alecia Chinzano had been seeing boyfriend, To… more

Flying Pig Spotted Over Scarborough! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Approximately 200 people spotted a flying pig over Scarborough yesterday. The event occurred at around 13:30hrs and said pig continued to soar about for approximately thirty minutes, much to the ama… more

Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out on me, honest it did!" she pleaded to passers-… more

New Nostradamus Predictions Found! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in the world of astrophysics, and become one of the m… more

The Illness Debate Continues! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

Once upon a time and not that long ago, the UK just had to worry about its raging drug problem. Now, there is a new social plague hitting our streets, and it is people who deal and take illness pure… more

Masked Raider Strikes Again. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

The Masked Raider of Swansea, known locally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” and nationally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” yesterday spoke out against people who tease ants by laying a trail of … more

Exercising with Osteoporosis From tel1342 ^Pro in Back Troubles (3 days old)

If you have osteoporosis, you might mistakenly think exercise will lead to fracture. In fact, though, using your muscles helps protect your bones. Osteoporosis is a major cause of disability in … more

US Flag Satanical? From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

A study conducted here in the UK by professional scientists who wish to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of their findings, discovered that many features of the American flag were Sa… more

Prince Harry to Command SAS. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

Whitehall – London: In a press conference today arranged at the UK Ministry of Defence, Brigadier General Sir Spencer Cameron confirmed growing speculation that Prince Harry (third in line to the Br… more

Santa Claus Forced To Outsource! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

NORTH POLE (Bloomberg Report)-Prohibitive production problems and local labour loopholes have forced Old Nic’s little helpers to seek alternative budgetary strategies or else cease global toy distri… more

Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save others, was found dead by his wife Gwaeddan in… more

C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting being held at the Memorial Hall, St Peter's Colleg… more

Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It makes perfect sense" said Boris "there's plent… more

Syringomyelia-Spinal Cyst From tel1342 ^Pro in Back Troubles (6 days old)

Syringomyelia (sih-ring-go-my-E-lee-uh) is the development of a fluid-filled cyst (syrinx) within your spinal cord. Over time, the cyst may enlarge, damaging your spinal cord and causing pain, w… more

Alan Johnson Defends Prof Nutt Sacking! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (6 days old)

Home Secretary Alan Johnson says Prof David Nutt went against a "long established" government principle by telling the truth. Two members of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs have resi… more

Osama Bin-Laden joins Masonic Lodge! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (6 days old)

One time international terrorist and all-round bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with Worcestershire Society by joining the regional Masonic Lodge. "He will be a great asset", enthuse… more

Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (6 days old)

Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime by shutting down all internet cafe's which prov… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (7 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more